This routine happened to us at a restaurant last night. It’s becoming a common occurrence. This is one of those steak and chop houses where a strip steak is $39 and a rib-eye is $42 and everything else is a la carte . We’re seated at the table. One waiter ...

Sorry, but I’ve been chortling all week about The Grapes of Galilee (little trademark sign), a line of wines produced in Israel’s Galilee region and intended for the Christian audience, though I would bet that Christians haven’t exactly been waiting around all this time to drink wine for a product ...

... god. So I forgive him for his total and absolute cluelessness when it comes to understanding...